Lose Weight • Reduce Bloating • Boost Energy — Naturally

You’re not “stuck.” You’re not “lazy.” You don’t need another crash diet or expensive IV drip.
You simply need better absorption.

This 3-step suppository bundle melts inside your body, bypassing your gut and delivering fast results for:

✔ Weight loss support
✔ Bloating & constipation relief
✔ Lymphatic drainage & fluid balance
✔ Clean cellular energy (NAD+)
✔ Metabolism activation
✔ Appetite control & sugar cravings reduction

No pills. No teas. No workouts you’ll quit in two weeks.
Just plug, melt, and feel your body reset.

💛 What’s Inside This Kit

1. BODIED™ – Weight Loss Tonic

A clean-burning metabolism support melt powered by Barberry + Inositol, formulated to:

✔ Support fat-burning pathways
✔ Reduce cravings & overeating
✔ Improve insulin sensitivity
✔ Help your body release stored weight

Best for: stubborn weight, cravings, slow metabolism.

2. LYMPHATIC DRAINAGE™ – Fluid Balance Spritzer

Your new “no more puffiness” secret. Powered by horse chestnut, bromelain & ginger, this melt helps:

✔ Reduce bloating and swelling
✔ Improve digestion and transit
✔ Support lymphatic flow
✔ Relieve constipation gently

Best for: bloating, water retention, “stomach looks 6 months pregnant” days.

3. PLUGGED IN™ – NAD+ Energy Highball

Your clean energy source — without caffeine. A potent NAD+ + B-vitamin blend that helps:

✔ Boost natural energy
✔ Improve focus & mood
✔ Enhance metabolism
✔ Support fat-burning through mitochondrial activation

Best for: fatigue, slow mornings, low energy during weight loss.

🔥 Why This Kit WORKS (When Pills Don’t)

Pills lose up to 70% of potency during digestion

IVs cost $300–$700 per session

Suppositories bypass digestion entirely → giving you 72 hours of slow, steady absorption

This means:

✔ No crashes
✔ No gut irritation
✔ Real results you can feel
✔ Your body ACTUALLY absorbs the nutrients

Your weight loss is no longer blocked by digestion issues, inflammation, or low energy.

🌸 Who Is This Kit For?

Perfect for anyone who:

✔ Can’t lose weight no matter what
✔ Has bloating/constipation
✔ Has water retention or a “puffy belly”
✔ Has no energy to work out
✔ Feels stuck in their body
✔ Wants easier, faster, cleaner results

If your metabolism has been “asleep,” this kit wakes it up — gently but effectively.

🧪 The Protocol: 12-Day Metabolic Reset

This protocol is designed to:

✔ Activate your metabolism
✔ Reduce bloating + inflammation
✔ Support lymphatic drainage
✔ Improve energy + mitochondrial function
✔ Help your body release stored weight

It follows a rotational system so your body receives the right support at the right time — without overstimulation.

🔥 DAILY SCHEDULE (3-Day Cycle)

You use one melt per night, following this repeating 3-day cycle:

📅 DAY 1 — BODIED™ (Weight Loss)

Goal: metabolism activation + cravings control

Benefits:
✔ Supports fat oxidation
✔ Helps balance insulin response
✔ Reduces evening cravings
✔ Encourages steady appetite the next day

How to use:
Insert 1 melt rectally at night before bed or in the morning.

📅 DAY 2 — LYMPHATIC DRAINAGE™ (De-Bloat)

Goal: reduce swelling, constipation, trapped fluids

Benefits:
✔ Stimulates lymphatic flow
✔ Helps flatten the stomach
✔ Promotes bathroom regularity
✔ Reduces “puffy / water retention” look

How to use:
Insert 1 melt rectally at night before bed.

📅 DAY 3 — PLUGGED IN™ (NAD+ Energy)

Goal: increase cellular energy + faster metabolic rate

Benefits:
✔ Raises NAD+ levels (cellular energy)
✔ Supports fat-burning efficiency
✔ Helps mood, focus, productivity
✔ Prevents the “dragging tired” feeling

How to use:
Insert 1 melt rectally in the morning.

🔁 REPEAT THE 3-DAY CYCLE (4 TIMES TOTAL)

Your body gets:

✔ Weight-loss support
✔ Drainage + de-bloat
✔ Energy + fat-burning activation

In a rhythm it can actually sustain.

⭐ Results You Can Expect

✔ Flatter stomach in 3–7 days
✔ Better digestion & daily bathroom schedule
✔ Visible decrease in puffiness
✔ More energy & motivation
✔ Less cravings
✔ Real weight loss support

This is your lazy girl weight loss starter pack…
except nothing about it is lazy — it’s just smarter.

💰 What You Get

✔ 12 suppositories total
✔ 3 targeted formulas
✔ 72-hour absorption
✔ Discreet, mess-free, travel-friendly
✔ Only $120 (you save vs buying individually)

🚀 Ready to Feel Lighter, Leaner & More Energized?

Stop fighting your body. Support it.
Tap “Add to Cart” and start your “Skinny Without Trying” era today.